“Pretty Fly For A White Guy” - limited edition print
“Pretty Fly For A White Guy” - limited edition print
🎶 Give it to me, baby! 🎶
This hand-carved linoleum block print is a nod to The Offspring’s iconic song Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)—because sometimes, you just gotta embrace the chaos of trying too hard. Printed in bold black ink on torn Stonehenge paper, each print was pressed by hand, making every piece unique.
Only 10 of these bad boys exist. That’s it. No reprints, no do-overs—when they’re gone, they’re gone! You can even choose your specific print from the edition.
📏 Dimensions: [Insert size here]
🖼 Framing: Not included, but if you want it framed and looking fly, shoot me an email at thelavenderlabrador3@gmail.com to chat about custom framing.
More questions? Wanna know more about the works? Like a print but want to take a closer look at specific editions? Email or message me anytime! I love to help!
Get one before they disappear like a bad ’90s fashion trend!
Product features
Product features
At Lavender Labrador, each product is handmade in small batches with love and care to ensure the highest quality. We believe in using natural, gentle ingredients that are safe for you, your pets, and the environment. Our products are designed to nourish and hydrate with minimal ingredients—no unnecessary chemicals or synthetic fragrances. Whether you’re using our skincare, pet care, or household goods, you can feel confident knowing you’re choosing pure, effective products that support your well-being and the planet. Please note, our items are made to order, so shipping may take a little longer, but every product is crafted with attention to detail and personalized care.
the Good Stuff
the Good Stuff
At Lavender Labrador, we use only the finest natural ingredients that are safe for your skin, pets, and home. Each product is crafted with love, using a blend of nourishing oils and butters that provide hydration and protection. Here’s a closer look at the key ingredients we use:
• Beef Tallow – A powerful moisturizer that is rich in vitamins A, D, E, and K. It’s known for its skin-soothing properties and is deeply hydrating, helping to support healthy, soft skin.
• Raw African Shea Butter – Known for its anti-inflammatory and healing properties, Shea Butter helps restore moisture to dry skin and promotes elasticity. It’s gentle and safe, making it ideal for sensitive skin.
• Jojoba Oil – A liquid wax that’s mild and non-comedogenic, perfect for maintaining moisture balance without clogging pores. Jojoba oil has anti-inflammatory and antioxidantproperties.
• Beeswax – Provides a natural barrier that locks in moisture while still allowing your skin to breathe. It also helps to protect against environmental stressors and is often used for its healing properties.
• Organic Coconut Oil – A deeply moisturizing oil that is full of antibacterial, antifungal, and anti-inflammatory properties. It helps soothe irritated skin and provides lasting hydration.
• Arrowroot Powder – Known for its light texture and ability to absorb excess moisture, Arrowroot helps keep products smooth and non-greasy while providing a silky finish.
• Bentonite Clay – A natural clay known for its detoxifying and healing properties. It draws out impurities from the skin and can help soothe minor irritations.
• Zinc Oxide – A natural mineral sunscreen, it helps to protect the skin from UV damage and promotes healing. It’s a key ingredient for sun protection without the chemicals.
• Essential Oils – We use a select few, such as lavender, chamomile, rosemary, and tea tree oil, for their therapeutic benefits. All our essential oils are safe for sensitive skin and formulated for those with immune or skin sensitivities.
All of our ingredients are ethically sourced, and we prioritize sustainability and quality in every product. You can rest assured knowing that each item is made with love and is safe for you and your pets.
Safety & Storage
Safety & Storage
At the Lavender Labrador, we keep things simple-no synthetic preservatives, no unnecessary chemicals, just pure, natural ingredients. Because our products are made fresh and free from artificial stabilizers, proper storage is key to maintaining their effectiveness and shelf life.
- Store in a cool, dry place - Natural oils and butters can melt or spoil if exposed to heat or moisture.
- Use clean hands or tools - This helps prevent contamination, especially for balms and skincare products.
- Pay attention to the use-by date - Each product is labeled with a recommended timeframe for best results. Since these are small-batch and made fresh, using them within the suggested time ensures maximum potency and safety.
- Do not ingest. For external use only. Do not give to children or pets unsupervised.
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